What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 05:19

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
Moonraker
Cal Raleigh’s heroics can’t save Mariners as Orioles complete sweep - The Seattle Times
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
An unexpected Seahawks player appears in Madden 26 reveal trailer - Field Gulls
Octopussy
Dr No
Live and Let Die